Beyoncé Struggles to Correctly Use Wine, Infuses Hot Tub with More Than Your Next Paycheck
After the drop of Nicki Minaj’s new song, we’ve learned that for Beyoncé to feel herself she needs to feed a hot tub roughly $20,000 of Ace of Spades sparkling wine. Do you want ants, Beyoncé? Because this is how you get ants...
How Many Licks Does It Take to Avoid Arrest for Domestic Abuse? Louisiana Woman Finds Out It is Not One on the Butthole
One, two, crunch.
There is a saying, “don’t stick your dick in crazy.” Thank goodness a Louisiana police officer was able to avoid the tempestuous advances of 52-year-old Diane Thomas whom he was trying to arrest.
After punching her live-in boyfriend of 13 years in the face...
Infatuated at Whole Foods
I was really into this vegan cheesy popcorn, so I did this very real thing and got a total of zero replies. Come on, Earth Balance.
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Dildos Mysteriously Hanging Off Portland Power Lines
In the market for a gently used but never inserted dildo? Check the power lines above the streets of Portland, Oregon where hundreds of majestic, colorful phalluses are sprinkling the city like tennis shoes in the ghetto. Residents are taking the “Keep Portland Weird” motto very much to heart...